One of the benefits to a blog site like this is that Google will publish it in a listing or people using Stumble will link it. What this means is exposure but more importantly it means random emails with things that I'd never expected to find. I got a request for a review of sex toys, much like my review I did of womens panty style. To be quite honest, I don't know what the hell I'd review.
I'm not going to go out and buy 50 dildos and ask people which ones feel better. I'm not going out and buying all 10 clone-a-cock kits and seeing which one is a most excellent plaster representation of my anatomy.
However, in the spirit of being accommodating I will compile a list of the weirdest sex toys I've had grace my internet browser. So here's the catch, if YOU'VE tried one of these (or more) out, feel free to send me the review and I'll post it - with or without credit (I mean, if you've turned a cantaloupe and cucumber into a dildo.. would you REALLY want credit on the 'net?)
The "Laser Sword Dildo" courtesyof http://www.homemade-sex-toys.com. Yep, take a iridecent jelly style dildo and a light saber toy - and you've got yourself something even the angriest of Sith Lords will love.
Next we have the "Sex in a Can" from http://www.nitetimetoys.com. Apparently it's made to look like a can of ale...and you have sex with it.
..and from the "I can't stop crying I'm laughing so hard" department, I present to you "The Auto Suck". It's a device that has a fake mouth that you plug into the cigarette lighter in your car - and then put it on your dick while driving....
For those of you who need a little five knuckle lovin' - here is "The Fist". Interestingly enough, looking at the URL, this is in the Anal section - so now we know where this particular fist goes.
To the other end of the body, we have the "Vagina Foot". Best description ever on this website.
This list does not include the things that you strap to your head that are dildos to help give head while giving head..or something...or anything from Japan. Those bastards invented weird and the "make your own tentacle scene" just doesn't do it for me.
**EDIT** - Also include anything else on this list http://www.sextoyparty.com/strangesextoys.html.
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