I've heard vibes called all sorts of names - battery operated boyfriends, personal massagers, bullets, eggs, dial a dick, etc.. but this guy on a tangent takes the cake. He describes them as:
"plastic-coated, triple action, super deluxe, 5-speed, water-resistant thunder-cock that rotates"
...it was the "Thunder-cock" that cracked me up.
In my head I pictured this silver, standard plastic vibe with a little head dress and warpaint on getting ready to "ride off into the cavern of his ancestors" or some shit.
I haven't laughed that hard at a mental image in like 2 years.
On a side note, if I ever get into the vibrator business -my top of the line model will be the "Thunder Cock". (with 5 speed and rotation).
Thursday, March 12, 2009
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